I'M ON MY BABE!

Hey Thats so Mean.

2006-01-22T16:36:00.001+08:00

Hey Jon deserves to get bullied, suanned, insulted, undermined and basically poked and prodded in every way possible cause hes an egoistic loser.

MJ TRIES OKAY!

True hes kinda like a tag-a-long who'd follow Xuan into the pits of hell and who probably payed SAJC's principal multiple bombs to let them both get into SAJC.....

BUT AT LEAST HE TRIES! HE HAS DREAMS OKAY!

Well dreaming to be like Jay Chou in the sense he was thought to be autistic at a young age isn't good but AT LEAST HE HAS A DREAM!

Okay. Well the part about "looking for a temporary lover" is rather.....fcuekd up, to be crude...

BUT HEY! Somepeople need loving....=/

THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE THOUGH, DON'T. The person in this convo happens to be JX, someone who went to TJC with Jon....now...this isnt the whole convo (if i posted it up H-lord will Kill me....)

===okay never mind...H-lord was like screaming "NO NO NO" on msn and telling me to remove the convo...so i did....===

..Well the whole conversation was like that..this is the ending part....

As you can see..Basically the anonymous person spoke 2 lines....and dear JX continued about a hundred...CHANGIN TOPICS TOO...by himself....

I got nothing to say....

Last time he talked to me..he held a whole monologue conversation while i played a half hour game of DOTA...

I MEAN HOW TO U TYPE FOR 30MINUTES AND NOT REALISE THE OPPOSITE PARTY IS NOT RESPONDING OMG???//slashslash

haiz.

We Should all start praying for the salvation of such poor souls...

OMG. DESPOMATICS.

2006-01-17T22:39:00.000+08:00

O M G LOOK AT WHAT 3 WEEKS INTO A CO-ED SCH HAS DONE TO A POOR DEPRIVED BOY.
DON'T TURN OUT LIKE THIS PPL.

PLS.

I'M BEGGIN YOU.

IF THIS IS YOU, SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP.

NOW.

2005-12-19T11:11:00.000+08:00

MORE THAN WORDS BEBEH!

T-Tom Robinson Atticus Finch.

Jons getting it?

2005-12-03T16:09:00.000+08:00

hmm. You get my point?

Refer to my "reasons to why you should add jon to your msn list"

Looks like some people have.

!!!!

2005-12-01T12:28:00.000+08:00

I found another song which relates well with Emily Roses' nightmarish ordeal.

'There's a smile on my face and it's 2:55 A.M.'

And then, I shall be off to stalking again.

Colour obsessions is all in the craze!

2005-11-26T18:39:00.000+08:00

Yea. 4 peeps with colour in their names. And these 4 peeps don't know each other too. Funkey innit?

And yeeeesh! The hawtest Traks are out! Tventy of t3h kewlest Bhangra trakz! PUMP UP T3H BHANGRA!

Get Vone NOW!

Actually the cover turned me off so i didn't buy it. If the songs pwned i might have! But no preview, so no thanks.

ZOMG!!!!111one

2005-11-26T00:02:00.000+08:00

ZOMG!

Tabris is in denial cuz he does not recognise the fact that MUH is teh ROXXORZ.

Here's another to add to the list of jackasses.

Why Jon and H-Lord do not rock.

2005-11-24T19:13:00.000+08:00

Note that H-lord states.

"Damn I rock."

"I just can't help it."

"But I rock."

He says that he cant help rocking. This tells us that in actual fact his "rocking" is as real as him having dark skin.
If you cant control yourself, that makes you the furthest from "Rocking" cause if you cant even take power over yourself, you can never expect to pwn others.

Jon too. He does not rock simply because he does not rock. If you want me to specify, then maybe its his pointless bragging. I will tell you that being proud is good. Only if it is the pride of accomplishment rather than bragging or boasting. Unfortunately for Jon, he may have results, but due to the way he expresses his happiness, he become proud in the boasting way, even though many others would have expressed it as pride of accomplishment.

Getting 54/50 in a chinese test is of course an accomplishment and one would have every right to be proud about it. You could say to yourself or some friends, "Yes, my hard work paid off" or "Yay, I managed to get the maximum marks!"

It is not right when you go around to various people who failed/just passed after mugging for it and saying "Shit i did not study for the test lor..."

Firstly, we do not care that you are supposedly a Chinese Genius who somehow has Chinese idioms, that lesser beings like us have to memorise, appearing in his head.

Secondly, we do not want you to keep on making a fool of yourself by saying shit as if you did not get full marks for a test, when in actual fact you had the maximum possible.

Some people may argue that our dislike of Jon is because he is smart. I assure you if we hated people who are better than us that there are so many more readily available people in our class. You do not, however, see us insulting them.

One's personality makes ones life. Academics are affected by your personality, as is your job, career, relationships and so forth.

If yours sucks.

Change it.

Don't blame others and complain and diverge blame.

You'll only lose more of what little you previously had.

Damn.

2005-11-23T15:28:00.000+08:00

I looked into the mirror today.

And I thought to myself

"Damn I rock."

"I just can't help it."

"But I rock."

And Delvin is a jackass.

SO THERE.

Oh Dear I got spammed?

2005-11-22T22:19:00.000+08:00

The World Mayeth End, but forever more i shall live on.

What the hell was that i have no clue, but nevertheless i shall type it down anyway. They say, after all, that words are an extension of your soul, just as a gigolo has his specially modified machine gun.

And yes. After enjoying seemingly spamless times since i opened my hotmail account, i have at last recieved some spam. Not that I'm happy about it, of course. Like Delvin said, theres always spam about asking you to try out various methods of enlarging your manhood, ladyhood, or anything in between them.

the title was simple. "Enlarge your manhood" And upon closer inspection of this slightly insulting and seemingly obsene email i thought i saw an address that appeared chinese in origin, jiumfree or jumfa or something to that extent. I opened it to find a rather pathetic, size 50 message telling me that all men can enlarge their supposedly too small-as-compared-to-male-porn-stars manhoods. The message seemed unnervingly like those kids who play dota and try to sp33k 1337.

Thus, throughly unnerved by the intrusion into my already overfilling with unread merrium (whatever) webster word-of-the-day emails, i replied to the sender (though it probably never reaches the guy as he creates another to continue harrassing people who are content with their life-long companions (No, i dont mean a wife or, for some American men, the Satelite TV Remote Control with 5134 chanels) telling him how while he certainly believes that his special extension requires extending, many other of us are content with it and even if we were to find them unsatisfactory, may opt for treatment at a place we call the hospital.

But then again that poor man may not be from an area with such services, or radio for that matter. How he got an email one can only wonder, but then again, Osama can get footage in the middle of some humid, dank jungle, why not these losers?

2005-11-22T17:59:00.000+08:00

Matchbox 20 - 3 AM

She says it's cold outside and she hands me my raincoat

She's always worried about things like that

She says it's all gonna end and it might as well be my fault

and she only sleeps when its raining and she screams and her voice is straining

And she says baby, it's 3am I must be lonely. When she says baby, well I can't help but be scared of it all sometimes. She says the rain's gonna wash away I believe it

She's got a little bit of something, God it's better than nothing

And in her color protrait world she believes that she's got it all

She swears the moon don't hang quite as high as it used to

And she only sleeps when its raining and she screams, and her voice is straining

She believes that life is made up of all that you're used to

And the clock on the wall has been stuck at 3 for days and days,

she thinks that happiness is the mat that sits on her doorway

But outside it's stopped raining...

For those who've watched The Exorcism of Emily Rose, this might seem familiar.

2005-11-19T12:00:00.000+08:00

Go NJ and enjoy yourself.

P.S. ROCKAPELLA ROCKS. And so does this guy:

English dieded.

2005-11-08T11:24:00.000+08:00

Ah yes. This is going to be bad. I have no clue how to write situationals properly. All those damned letters to who-knows-who in who-knows-where. Haiz. Well i guess its time to work a little harder!

Oh No. English how?

2005-11-07T17:16:00.000+08:00

Die liao la. English die lerZZZZZ. That commenter guy thing go say me good at rumbling then maybe go try write something. He say like as if me english not so good. Die! How? Me Sure Fail "O"s lerzZz! Some people please be helping me!

OH MY GOD

2005-11-06T23:59:00.000+08:00

It's 11.59pm, 1 minute before the start of the day of the O Levels.

OH MY GOD START FRETTING

NOW

Good Luck

2005-11-05T17:32:00.000+08:00

1 day left to the O's. Good luck, all.

Caught you
So take cover
Never saw it coming so you put me on again
Had you and no other
The game, the lie is getting old

We Just Love jon, Don't we?

2005-11-04T20:09:00.000+08:00

Well For those of you who are obviously blind and have no altruism. You should add Jon as mentioned by H-Lord. His Contact is quite noticeable in the picture thanks to H-Lord's unskilled and unelegant use of the Photoshop paintbrush.

Why should you add him?
1) If you believe in Karma, this act will definately pump it up a couple thousand points. The reason simply being that normally adding him would be unthinkable due to the fact you have to endure such amazingly Egoistic and not to mention Lame Nick's. Why are you doing a good thing then? Cause you would be a saviour for the poor child. Right now hes probably at home crying out in what he thinks is righteous anger and asking his God (as in...HIS God. He probably thinks God belongs to him.) why he had no friends...true friends that is. Adding him will thus save his life by making him belive that someone was a fan/friend/secret admirer and thus boost his ego up. (No he won't think it was a mistake or that someone asked you to add him cause hes too egoistic to believe it was not due to his amazing and blinding "greatness".)

2) We should strive to change the face of society. People who are egoistic are not much use to society, especially in the heirachy system, considering how they do not accept anyone (i.e. EVERYONE else) as their superiors. Adding him and then noting to him that all the nicks he comes up with only reflect an egoistic and eventually self destructive attitude. Spreading it will further add more people who will participate in this psychological healing by making him realise that it was not the view of just one person. Maybe he will change. Of course theres that 87.89% chance that he will just take it that all of us "inferior beings" were jealous of his wondrous and mighty "greatness" and were thus trying to make him lose some of that....Self Confidence that somehow brought him there.

3) You can laugh. Exactly. It seriously is a good joke to view someone who is praising himself endlessly. Seriously. You cant tell it from the picture. But imagine typing out your eighty thousand word report on "Why should my Proposal be accepted" for the hundreth time and feeling unbearably frustrated and pissed off and "Poof!" A pop-up comes out that says "All Play and No Work makes Jon/ME a bright boy". You would pause for a minute. Stand up and close both the windows and doors. Then Laugh at the bastard. Laugh as in LAUGH. Then tensions gone and you can continue where you left off and finish up the last twenty thousand words of your report.

4)If All of the above reasons to add him do not appeal to you. I suggest you still do it. This act which undoubtedly will be the cause of many nights of negative self-reflection will eventually turn out well. This is due to the fact that If you seek no Karma/Good points from (Allah/God)/Luck/Goodwill, do not want a better society and do not need to laugh at people who are egositic. Then YOU ARE JUST LIKE HIM! You two would make good friends as both of you believe God is below you and it is you who give him Karma. You do not feel society needs improvement as your presence alone is enough to right all wrongs as your perfection outshines all the flaws of lesser humans. You do not laugh at people who are egositic as in your eyes, noone is egoistic. Reason being that you are so used to your own ego that everyone else's seems like humility.

THUS! You should add Jon to your MSN Messenger. Do it. Seriously.

Now on Bushfire. I do not like Bush as he says things like "American Lives are at stake! So we must pump in US$7 Billion for policies...." This is not a direct quote. But captures much of its essence. If you do not find anything wierd, I think you are American. Why? Note he says "AMERICAN LIVES" Thats screwed up. I'm not saying Americans have worthless lives but rather that why ONLY because American lives are threatened that he decides The Avian Bird Flu has to be controlled? Does he not realise that If we Asians, Europeans, Africans die out that America's Economy will suffer as well? Does he view the colours Yellow, Black, Brown as inferior and not worth Notation? Maybe.

Isolation. My history books (It is not Super Detailed but it tells me of America;s Isolation policy after World War One) tell me that in the time when America was needed by the League of Nations for support it refused participation and withdrew to make money in the land of the Red Indians. Now I sense that everytime i read a news article with Bush's speeches. I did not when CLinton was in Office. But i do now for him. Maybe its words like "after all, this was the man who once tried to kill my father" (when trying to justify why Saddam should be charged) that makes me feel that once WMD was not a good reason for the invasion of Iraq he turns to saying hes chargins someone as a War Criminal beacause that man once tried to kill his father.

Or, maybe i'm just prejudiced against Bush. I sure hope he gets pwned in the next election. Haiz...

Why we should work and not play

2005-11-04T14:22:00.000+08:00

According to a recent research cum survey, we have found out that 75% of the population support working whilst only 25% support playing.
Therefore, working should come before playing.
Unless there are people who say otherwise...?

BTW add that JON boy on your msn... he is currently seriously deprived of human contact and is going NUTS. As you can see from the attached picture, he seriously believes that he is bright.

SPAM YOUR HAM

2005-11-01T21:22:00.000+08:00

Spam sucks. Period. Anyone who disagrees can click on that little X button on the top right corner of your window.
WHY THE HELL IS THERE SPAM?
Do you retard advertisers think that just because you email me about 21230192 messages a day about how your viagra will revive my sexual prowess will make me buy your goddamn shit?
I'd think more people would come to me to learn from my godly skills than buy your shit which probably DOESN'T EVEN WORK or at most cause more harm to those poor people with erectile dysfunctions. Don't ask me what more harm it might cause.
SO don't spam me cuz I'm not gonna buy your new fresh strawberry condom or your 100%-guarenteed-or-we-refund-you viagra.
AND I wonder why spams only come from companies which sell stuff to do with sexual energy?
Not enough men with erectile dysfunctions for you?
IF you want your goddamn product to sell, then make a damn website which provides FREE HENTAI and I'm SURE your page views will soar through the roofs.
Oh wait. Then you're product won't sell even more.
HAHA.
WHO CARES.

Don't.

2005-10-31T13:55:00.000+08:00

Do not comment on my or my friends' post(s) and advertise your ghey lawnmowers or your seductive perfumes or whatever. Those who do not comply to this will be subjected to hellish torture by my army of little men.

Let me explain how they will terrorise you.

First, they will lock you up in a room full of dead rats and throw away the key. Then they'll throw you on a cheap stretcher and wheel you around the smelly room, making sure you do not enjoy the sound when the wheels of the stretcher bounce over stinky rat carcasses (sp?).

Then you will be left to rot and die.

So DO NOT ADVERTISE ON MAH BLOG. The procedure described above is the least I would do. The severity of your torture will be decided on how appealing your ad is.

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2005-10-23T21:29:00.000+08:00

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Poetic mood?

2005-10-20T18:01:00.000+08:00

From the post we can quite tell that delvin's feeling poetic. Though I think he probably stole that from somewhere. Haha.
Graduation poem.

We live in a world of chaos,
Our lives intermingled Endlessly.
And thus our paths crossed.
Our friendship built slowly,
On fragile ground,
With gentle help.

Life will end.
People always die.
Yet when we are gone,
Do not sigh.
Though we fall,
Our towers stand still.

Though they too fail,
They were once there.
Whether we live or die,
It matters not.
Whether anyone remembers our friendship,
It matters not.

What matters is we existed,
What matters is we loved,
What matters is we worked.
What matters is that we were once friends.
Even if noone remains to remember.
It only matters that it was ever there.

And i will never forget it.

Aaaah damn i suck at poems sometimes.

2005-10-20T17:07:00.000+08:00

EVIL'S BEAUTY

Walking down the street in her high heels
Beautiful.
Checking her reflection in a window.
Beautiful.
Passing through the crush of people.
Beautiful.
Wandering along, happy and carefree.
Beautiful.
Buying a cup of hot coffee.
Beautiful.
Smiling at the young man with his paper.
Beautiful.
Wandering on again; looking around.
Beautiful.
Not seeing that he follows her closely.
Beautiful.
Going down the street again, shoes clicking.
Beautiful.
Still not seeing him behind her, following.
Beautiful.
Screaming as he grabs her from behind.
Beautiful.
Crying as he takes her purse and keys.
Beautiful.
Gasping as she sees the knife.
Beautiful.
Pleading as he stabs it into her.
Beautiful.
Grinning as she falls down, dead.
Beautiful.
Counting the money he holds in his hand.
Beautiful.
Looking down at her ravaged, dead body.
Beautiful.
Grins evilly as he walks away and whispers,
"Beautiful."
-

Prelims Results and Misc.

2005-10-09T09:38:00.000+08:00

H-Lord seems to be getting banged now....well mayb he will own us in "O"s bah when he got his hentai-induced-high.

Tabris - 6 points
Gon - 7 points
Delvin - 8 points
Kris - 9 points
H-lord - 13 points

Maybe hentai is bad, yea? H-lord doesn't know how to keep up pattern sia, 6, 7, 8, 9.....13! =/

Anyway i was reading the newspaper and just happened to come across <>

Wah one bugger got a charge of one month in jail! But i dont get why making racist remarks online will get you in jail, after all you are being a public nuisance, thus you should be fined! like every other case where you get fined for littering, for pressing the wrong button, for dancing on the streets, for spitting for whatever. I never read the guys blog thus i do not know what kind of wierd stuff he said about our dear muslim and malay friends. To get a month in jail it couldn't be pretty i guess.

Then i see, KNN CCB Bali got bombed! Again! Makes think "it really isn't THAT hard to get around security measures, isn't it?"

Just a week or so back i saw an indian man at Yishun MRT station getting stopped by the security bag for check cause his bag was large. Then i saw some primary school kid walk past with and EVEN LARGER BAG! So i thought "Wah what if some terrorist go put a molotov cocktail into the kids bag? Sia La no one will know lor!" Maybe in a couple of years terrorists will resort to that. Instead of going door to door saying "Auntie your husband and eldest son should give his life up for God!" they will be saying "Auntie your boy-boy/girl-girl should give up their life for God and for His cause!"

KNN CCB then THAT will be screwed up. Every kid will be checked, not to mention that bombings will be everywhere. Really screwed up terrorists may be present! They go slip some bomb into some Ang-Moh kid's bag then lalida that kid go school and BOOM! No more Ang-mohs! Poor innocent Ang-moh kid die, poor innocent Muslim teacher also die.

WAh come to think of it, these JI Terrorists are really Terrible, 3/4 of the people they boom is actually Muslims! So much for fighting for God, more like trying to cause land constraints in heaven! THen H-lord speculate, maybe is cause those JI losers, they live in Britain or whereever but so no life that they only know the area they live in. Then cause they so racist they live in Muslim-populated area. Thus, they want to go bomb they bomb their friends as they scared lost! JI people also quite losers, not heroes.

They should just bomb each other, cause
1. They go to Heaven (Thats what they think!)
2. They end up blowing up reluctant muslims, so might as well blow up willing Muslim Terrorists, themselves!
3.They can group closely, so bombs seem more effective for their stupid JI brains.
4. If they bomb each other they are ridding the world of another JI loser, maybe they won't go so deep into Hell then!

And to why Humans must be compassionate? Its cause we are all selfish, greedy existences. We want people to treat us nice without us requiring to treat others well. THat started somewhere long ago and has continued till now where we treat others nicely for NECCESITY, while we bask in what we think is lovely "compassion".

Humans are filthy, disgusting beings who kill, stab and hate each other while putting on hypocritical masks to lie to the world. The only reason we have "Red Cross" and other samaritarian organisations is due to the mass hysteria of COMPASSION.

I am, just so you know, a little misantrophic. For reasons i don't feel like divulging now.

2005-10-04T16:35:00.000+08:00

CJC or VJC? Certainly not NJC nor HCI, because they all SUCK. Turd-mound schools.

2005-09-25T10:45:00.000+08:00

Come and go now as you please
Your actions write the melodies

My heart's still lost in New Orleans

Anberlin - Naive Orleans

The way the lyrics go, it sounds as if they knew that hurricane Kat was coming all along.

NO TITLE!

2005-09-19T15:12:00.000+08:00

HELLO FOLKS OF ALABAMA. I'M BORED SO I DECIDED TO SHIT ON BLOGGER.

Where has the Dictator been all this while, you may ask.

WELL, he has been studying extra hard to get into at least a decent goddamn JC in the first 3 months of his goddamn year after secondary 4. BUT MOST LIKELY TO NO AVAIL.

So so, I'd like to share some nice music with the rest of you readers who are mostly too absorbed in your wanking and hentai that you've forgotten about the WONDROUS MUSIC that can spruce up your otherwise LUST-FILLED and MUSIC-DEFICIENT lives.

Ok, I'm currently into rock bands now. Indie-metal-grunge-screamo-emo-etc. NO PUNK NOT REALLY. Simple plan sucks ass. TRUST ME. When they aren't making their GAY MUSIC, they would be HOLDING A TOILET PAPER ROLL OVER THEIR NAKED GROINS AND RUNNING AFTER EACH OTHER WITH THE OTHER HAND OUTSTRETCHED IN MOCK DESPERATION. It's not really their music I loathe, but rather the gay auras which they exude.

And I have something against people who are against techno. OK fine so it's most commonly related to the AH BENG LIFESTYLE, but LISTEN UP SPINELESS FOOLS! TECHNO ROCKS. And, I trust myself to believe that more than 50% of the people who claim to hate techno actually DON'T FIND IT THAT BAD. God damn it. Please don't claim that techno sucks just because ah bengs listen to it and you don't wanna be labelled as one, or an ah lian for that matter.

SO WHAT'S GOOD?

MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK

ANBERLIN

System Of A Down (I think that the members of this band consume a truckfull of heroin-marijuana-estacy mixture before every live performance as their music sounds really fast, really good.)

The Cranberries (The lead singer's voice is really orgasm-inducing, I must warn)

These are my introductions. Just go figure the rest out yourselves. AND if you still don't heed my advice and continue indulging in your LEWD FANTASIES, then that's good too.

I have a burning question: WHY THE TRUCK MUST HUMANS BE COMPASSIONATE?

Bushfire

2005-09-09T19:33:00.000+08:00

George Bush doesn't care about black people. Check this video.

Bayi Or Bhai?

2005-09-03T13:49:00.000+08:00

[BHAI SI MI SEK
“Bhai What Colour?” A racist game played by churlish Chinese people. It involves pinching your companion whenever you spot a Sikh gentleman, and not letting go till your companion shouts out the colour of his turban.
See also: Bhai

BHAI/BAI
(bah-yee)
Racist way of addressing a Sikh gentleman. The term “bhai” in Punjabi is innocuous and means “brother”. But this has since taken on racist connotations in Singapore.

MUNGALEE/BANGALI
Corruption of "Bengali". Colloquial and often racist reference to Sikhs (see Bhai) or Indians in general.
See also: Bhai]

Source: http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php

BUNG-GAH-LEE!

MCFRIES!

Teachers' Day and the Indian security guard.

2005-08-31T23:23:00.001+08:00

Today is Teachers' Day! First of all I'd like to wish the Teaching staff (Propoganda Dept.) in the Land of Delvinism a Happy Teachers' Day and Good Job Educating (Brainwashing) !

For an item in this years Teachers' Day performance, we saw Delvin going up on stage, high on crack, ice and an assortment of other colourful sweets, dancing to the tunes of "The Man with the Hex". So he wasn't the main dancer, but it was rather evident that he was indeed the most drugged up, pimping kid with one hell of a lousy make-up artist backstage. Needless to say the mindless masses gave their full support to Dictator Delvin.

So then i went back to my Primary School, quite eager to see Mr. Reis. Unfortunately there was a certain Indian security guard at the back gate trying his best to look mean, thoug he looked more like a toad with a sunburn. So I went up nicely and asked if i could go in for visiting. "No" would have been good. But this bugger cut me off halfway through my sentence and told me a long story about security and the possibility of a bombing by certain Islamic Terrorist groups. So i was kind of "WTF" at him until he told me i could go in at 2.30 and i should go back then.

Okay so maybe, just maybe, its because he is an Indian but i just didnt trust him. So i took a walk to the front gate, listening to a couple of peeps from some random school gush over the jokes of Russell Peters (how long ago was that exactly?). At the front gate i got stopped. Again. This time the Chinaman there who had obviously met too many other Gung-Ho peeps like me trying to get into the school told me irritably that I can only enter at 3. I was like WTF that Indian guy lied to me! How i know it was the Indian guy who was lying? I don't. But somehow he just seems so much less trustworthy.

In the End i didn't go and see Mr. Reis. Was too pissed with the Indian guard with the fly hairdo.

By the way i'm not racist, in fact im against it! even my Handphone has anti-racism bands!

I've been practising potion brewing

2005-08-31T17:22:00.001+08:00

Here's a sample of my vile and wicked potion. I've been trying to concoct something up for teacher's day. Sadly it got confiscated when I entered the bus because the drink was emitting too much smoke.

THIS was what got the dancers high.

Especially Delvin with his hawt mascara.

Everybody kopes my food, and the shoebag that hates me.

2005-08-29T22:03:00.000+08:00

So i thought the world should know that the likes of kris and H-lord are actually rabid "kopers" of food during recess, especially kris. There are certain significant similarities though, first of which is the alarming but expected fact that both are Malaysian. Second of which is that both of them are actually PRs here in Singapore, koping our land, jobs and other such stuff but have never said the pledge, or sung a line of our national anthem. thirdly can be seen from before as you will all know now that they are disrespectful. So basically kris is the pro cause he never really requires much more than $1 for recess, even though most others fork out 3 to 4 times that amount. why? he kopes peoples food! Not smal nibbles mind you, but rather large chunks and thus adding all the poor people he kopes from, he finishes recess fuller than most of those poor fools who paid 3 or 4 dollars. Truly Pro, i should learn from my dear Malaysian friends.

My next is a lament that while i have no fans i certainly have uncovered someone, or rather something, that disapproves violently of this. this is Xuan's Shoebag. Why? Simply cause while WenYi and kris were throwing it around, it hit me. With the carabina smashing my head. Then Further playing resulted in H-lord flicking the bag which magically rebounded in what seemed like an act against gravity to smack me in the face. With the Carabina whacking my specs. Not a good day indeed. I have now sworn revenge against that bag.

I sure hope its prepared.

Though not too much.

I don't want to be hurt by the bag.

Its actually quite ferocious.

poetry

2005-08-26T21:04:00.000+08:00

I'm Happy
Smelling Gas
I've got sunshine
Up my ass
My room's rounder
Than before
Its spinning round
A swirling mound

It's Saddening
To be white
Hated by
Dark Shadows, quite
Better to be
Banana porn
Strip me down
Peel me right

The multi-racial, sexist gang and corrections

2005-08-25T15:12:00.000+08:00

Okay i am forgetful, i wanted to post this dear event that happened yesterday, but due to its insignificance resulting from the fact they were just plain asses..i forgot.

Okay i was in the MRT and just so happened three kids (lower secondary, sec1 i'll bet) came in. One Indian, one Malay, and one Chinese, Multi-racial! Usually i'd smile at the simple evidence of Singapore's racial harmony that resulted from the chinese slaving as coolies, the malays asking for indigeneous rights and the indians playing kabbadi (i believe it is spelt this way in english)

So the indian guy, who happens to be the dominator of the conversation and the loudest, starts talking about this girl in his class and this random other guy...

Indian: He was like "she has a crush on me ar? wah so good", but shes damn flat la! i mean she has the cute face but c'mon man its the sexy big boobs an' ass we guys go for right?
Chinese:.......
Malay: Yea the hawt babes with the boobies!
(CHIJ girls about 1 metre away look disgusted, innoticed by our dear happy three friends)
Indian: Yea the boobs man! i like those slutty, bitchy ones, i dont like the greedy, slutty or greedy bitchy ones sia
Chinese:.....
Malay: Yea they always go for our money lor, i'd rather her slut cause of my looks
(the head of the CHIJ gang begins to giggle loudly)
Indian: Yea the slutty bitchy ones will be like "oh hi~~~~" and all with their hot bodies!
Chinese: haha...
Malay: Yea damn hot!

There was alot more gabbling in between that was really unimportant, but this was where they got off. Also, you can see the distinct fact that this chinese guy was rather passive, i bet ya the two others were bullying him! Exortion is bad lor. Also i found the fact that the Indian and Malay guy can say they dont like greedy girls funny, cause in the first place i doubt a girl would go for them cause of money unless 50cents ice-cream and a plate of briyani was their idea of an expensive lunch. Another thing we note is that these two were probably told by their parents they were going to have an arranged marriage, cause their views are quite evidently sexist as they somehow are deluded that their moms can get them a wife with their specifications. When in actual truth, they are probably likely to get a girl that their mom would comment " You'll grow into her!"

I would like to note that not all guys go for the hawt bodies with oversized proportions, i personally like cute girls, regardless of their body shape.

Okay, now to more serious work, previously you saw me mention the Protocols of Zion, of which i forgot (again!) to give an explanation on!
The protocols of zion is basically a book that appeared mysteriously soon after Hitler consolidated his power (or maybe even before then, true details are supposedly unknown). Then it was seen as a "textbook of World Domination" that was written by a couple of Jewish leaders, the methods seen there were also disturbingly accurate on world domination and tyrrany in concept. It is widely suspected that a Nazi had wrote it in the name of the Jewish peeps to implicae them and justify the shocking treatment of Jews in the holocaust.
This explanation is, by the way mine and should not be plaigarised! Like anybody would want to anyway....

The last thing for today is to comment on yesterdays lashing at Bush. After tyoing this out i went to read the newspaper and Lo Behold! Bush was in it! it was an article commenting on the current American view of the war in Iraq, which had taken a deah toll that was quite unseen in America (isolation saves your own people and damns others to oblivion, by the way) previously other than 911. So this article told us how many Americans were starting to feel they were lied to as Iraq had no WMDs, no connections to any Certain Muslim terrorist group and basically was not really a bad country in all. And while those nice Americans fight and die in Iraq, what is our venerable Mr.Bush doing? Oh hes working hard, after all he IS taking a five-day vacation in a ranch in some remote place where he thinks if the world decided to attack him he could be hiding his ass. This is probably a Bush family tradition, oppress some smaller, third world country into plain submission through force-of-arms and then occupy them, hide for a while and leave later with the country shattered (even though they were SUPPOSED to have helped...) First Vietnam, now Iraq.

We can only pray that this little, but bigger than us, middle-eastern country will emerge from this crisis relatively unscathed.

Damn my computer

2005-08-24T18:12:00.000+08:00

This computer is getting screwed up again. No. Its not because i have too much hentai in it cause i get it all from H-Lord and since his computer isn't really screwed up i guess there are other reasons. Maybe its cause its just old...hmm.. By the way kris, our earlier statement that there was no way on earth that i could be mistaken for Kim Jong, i must say i agree AND disagree. I agree that our weights would not match, not even remotely, on Earth. I disagree as they still would not match on the moon. Unless you are bush, who thinks the moon is just a fourth world country with nuclear weapons and should thus be invaded and taken over, you would know that the moon's gravitational pull is 1/8 that of Earth's...Point proven. I doubt that my weight is even remotely as low as 8 times that of Kim Jong's, well, maybe if u add in the rest of his family and the parliament, perhaps our weights might match if i were on a planet with a 3o metre radius.

Well now...I shall now express why i dislike Mr George W. Bush.

Firstly, he is the president of the United States. For some reason i have had this wierd dislike, or perhaps annoyance at America. Not cause most of them suck, mind you, but cause some do. Like all black sheeps who implicate the whole herd, these few bastards made me find all things American rather dislike-able. Being their Head just makes this man the symbol of annoyance.

Secondly is his well-hid-but-rather-obvious-after-a-while quest for world domination. I bet you his father wrote the second edition of the Protocols of Zion, and he himself wrote the third. I mean, look at the situation in Iraq, Mr. Bush wastelling the world "Bah! they have Nukes!!! Nuuuukes!!! the only bloody country that should have nukes is us! the U.S. of A.!". And thus he set out on a seemingly altruistic mission to rid the world of a leader of a third world country by sending out many, many invisible planes that blew most of the people to little little shreds in "an attempt" to flush dear Saddam out. In the end? Too bad bah, there were no nukes..like ANYWHERE, even though there were pictures of supposed portable missile silos! But NEVERMIND! They could always cover it up by making Saddam a war criminal and screwing him up in places we never knew we had. Point made? no? ok.

Okay, so terrorism is bad, common, and screwing most of us up. But there have always been terrorists, must Mr. Bush ONLY take action AFTER his country was actually hit? I mean, there were terrorists all along, doing harm all over the world in the name of their religion, skin colour, language, or sexual preferences. And so like a good American, Mr. Bush says "LETS GO TO WAR AGAIN! This time with Terrorists! Especially those that don't eat pigs, are middle-eastern, and have furry faces!!!" or something like that. He should have thought about negotiating or talking...Bush: "I will not negotiate with terrorists. And how can i Forgive them for attacking America?" I bet that if the 911 event was in Malaysia at the petronus towers, America would send US$1 billion over and say "We are deeply saddened" before continuing their plans for World domination.

This rather recent event is probably the reason for my recent extra-dislike of Bush. There was a G8 conference sometime ago, and reading the newspaper i saw this article that stated Bush did not want to increase aid to Africa, or cancel debts. Even though now it is going to happen anyway, it is the fact that he had refused to give aid at a point of time. That simple statement made my impression of him go from bad, to Unforgivable. Apparently he never learnt about the poor starving people in Africa who try to fill their stomachs with mud to try to stop their hunger pangs.

Maybe he was hoping many Africans would die off, leaving him with another country to invade, maybe this time 'cause it "has weak leaders who are unable to feed their people"?

EH.

2005-08-23T18:20:00.000+08:00

No I DO NOT like young boys in my hentai. I'm STRAIGHT.

If they looked cute maybe...

NOT.

Tabris is the one with the Shota fetishism

hello lord whats-your-name-again

2005-08-22T23:04:00.000+08:00

Lord the-guy-who-posted-just-before-me is really daniel who i commented on a few posts ago. If you remember, i compared him to Kim Jong Il. Not very insulting indeed. Thus i have retracted my statement.
Instead, I now say that there is no way on earth* that Dan could be mistaken for the North Korean leader.

Unless you stooped down of course.

Welcome to the blog, Daniel.

*on the moon it would be possible to be mistaken because Dan's weight on the moon would be roughly equivalent to Kim's weight on the Earth due to the lower gravitational force.

Hello. I am Tabris. Fear me.

2005-08-22T17:47:00.000+08:00

Let me share something with you people. Prior to joining this Blog i had no idea who the hell Tharman was, and was rather surprised to find that while i was sleeping away in Limbo a new leader of our Education had arised. I was at once taken aback by his amazing harido and shiny scalp and fell in love with Tharmanology.

So here I am.

With reference to an earlier post, heres is an updated version of the Chinese "O" level results

Delvin-A1
Kris-A1
Gon-A1
H-Lord-B3
† Lord Tabris †-A2

From here we realise again how important keeping a balance of the right things at the right time is the way to go if you want to succeed in life.

I watch a little hentai, perhaps 1% of the amount that dear H-Lord does, and like him i did not have access to it during the examination and had to instead endure a teacher with a scalp similar to dear Lord Tharman's. Not much of a turn-on i assure you, unless you were Bush, Tharman or some Islamic terrorist who blows his own people up.

The sole reason why i did not attain a B3 like H-lord is the simple fact I insult people, that salvaged my results to give me an above average A2 (yay!). This does not mean that watching Hentai is bad, let me explain.

Hentai watchers like us attain new levels of human abilities when we have the proper material at hand, H-lord could take on a whole dojo of furry-7-foot-tall-hammer-wielding-judo-masters bare-handed while juggling a 10 foot stack of cups on his chin if he had just looked at a hentai piccy involving some blings, blangs, bangs and boobs with a fair share of tentacles and little boys.
A slight exaggeration but you get the idea.

Indian Sunday

2005-08-22T17:38:00.000+08:00

Yesterday went out abit for my martial arts training and all.. then WTF. The whole hawker centre so many Indians!
Normally I don't see so many one, they all stay at the side of the coffee shop and eat their bryani. Then today suddenly FWAH! all chiong out and play.
Then I went meet Daniel later because the faggot want come my house and kope all my hentai. Then he telling me "Today Indian day izzit? I just now on the MRT both trips I in the cabin tio surrounded by all Indians!" I was like OMFG! ME TOO!
Hahaha then we on the way back to my house then we see...
1 Indian couple
1 Indian familiy
Some Indian foreign workers
OMFG!
Mabbe because this month is qi yue (seventh month) then is the ghost month. Then all the chinese hum chee don't dare come out play play. Then the Indians say "Hey! No one! Let's go out!" Or mabbe because the chinese scare see ghost then don't dare to switch on lights. Then the Indian feel damn safe... won't have people shining light in their face.
Mabbe next sunday is Malay Sunday?

Dance Dance!

2005-08-22T15:56:00.000+08:00

This is hot too.

robotguy.avi

Hot things.

2005-08-21T15:11:00.000+08:00

Being bored now, I've decided to give a short list of things that Devotees Of Delvinism (DODs) should find utterly HOT. Or hawt.

1) Braces. I'm talking about the orthodontic braces, not leg braces or anything else for that matter. Since I have a weird fascination for braces that very few others share, I must bring to light the beauty of braces, especially fresh-coloured ones which ooze sex appeal in the most delightful way. And sometimes, food gets stuck on them. If your girlfriend/boyfriend has braces, saying 'I'd like to get those food out of your braces with my tongue' would be a good excuse to satisfy your weirdest fantasies.

2) Bill Clinton.

These 2 pictures should explain what I mean. He's sizzling.

3) Butch hair. OMFGWTFBBQ HAWT.

4) Tight leather pants.

5) Certain techno songs.

6) Jesus.

7) Suicide girls. www.suicidegirls.com < Enter at your own risk.

That's it for today. Until next time, ciao!

Learn your ABCs!

2005-08-16T18:49:00.000+08:00

THE most effective way to remember your ABCs!

Under 16 with parental consent please =D

http://omgwtf.superlime.com/abc.swf

Thank me later.

I Disagree Again

2005-08-16T16:42:00.000+08:00

Yes I do.
1) My hentai has some unworldly effect on me which obviously you have not experienced yet thus if I had it I could have breezed through the papers
2) No you didn't do anything to Tharman. He fears and knows of your evil wrath and so gave you all your A1s. He did not know me as a poster at that time thus he gave me a B3
3) Dictionary.com is unreliable. They have ridiculous meanings that are often wrong. This is obviously one of them. Try www.zomgwtftehdictionary.com

Basically, the fact that I did not have my hentai with me is the main cause of poor results. Therefore I shall make up for it by watching more.
-> Insulting people still does not lead to good results
-> Good hentai leads to good results

I Disagree 3

2005-08-16T15:14:00.000+08:00

To defend myself, not because I need to but because I can, I shall say that I am powerful. Tharman's seat in parliament was threathened by me, because I told him I'd give him a major hair loss problem if he were to take the post as Ministry Of Education. Disregarding my warnings, he went ahead with his plan and look now! NO MORE HAIR!

And oh, please don't think that our examiners would give extra sympathy if we made known to them that our Mum is dead. I bet that is the horrible plight that many of themselves are in.

H-Lord, your hentai couldn't have given you the edge over us if you had it with you in the hall. It would have made you gone insane. Explicit sketches of scantilly-clothed or even fully nude girls (and men) with hude bits and buns and bones and bras and bongs and blings would divert your thoughts off Chinese. You would have failed the exam if you had those unauthorized materials with you. Count yourself lucky that you got a B3.

Whatever it is, me and Gon and Kris got an A1 because we insult people often. We didn't cheat, gain sympathy, flirt, con, or worship Tharman in any way to get premium treatment. And in our 'secluded corner', there was this short old man who resembles Cornelius Fudge who was whizzing around the rows to make sure we were not looking at porn pictures secretly slipped in between the pages of our 1000+page dictionary and getting trememdously high as a result.

Insulting people gives you good luck. So I shall start insulting another person today. That lucky mofo is George Bush. AGAIN! He should just go to hell. Giving lame excuses over and over again to invade peaceful Muslim countries just because they have lots of oil. And remember me saying that he has erectile dysfunction? He does. His wife is complaining about it. Mrs Bush is considering breaking up with him and going for the much more charming, much more peaceful, much more sexy Bill Clinton. He's one sexy thannngg. No wonder Lewinsky was seduced by him. And he still hasn't loss his erection, by the way.

I Disagree 2

2005-08-15T23:08:00.000+08:00

I'm sorry H-Lord, that my good results have caused you turn against your fellow Malaysian friend. I strongly resent that you have lumped me together with Delvin and Gon and collectively termed us the 'three stooges'.

Firstly, according to Dictionary.com, a stooge means three things:

1. The partner in a comedy team who feeds lines to the other comedian.
2. One who allows oneself to be used for another's profit or advantage; a puppet.
3. Slang. A stool pigeon.
Therefore, unless you are calling us comedians, i see no relevance to what you are saying. And it is not possible that i took advantage of either Delvin or Gon because there is simply no advantage to be taken from them.

Secondly, only Gon is capable of 'evil' as he possesses black magic. Delvin, as you know, is quite harmless and I am of upright character.

Finally, your theories cannot apply to me. If you have read all my posts on this blog, you will find that I have only insulted Delvin and Daniel, neither of which are powerful. I don't think Tharman would have found Delvin's hair loss treatment effective either.

With no other conclusion other than that I obtained such a grade purely through my own effort, I now begin to theorize why you did not do so well. I suspect the 'evil old man' was staring at you because: a) You tried to smuggle hentai into the hall. b) He realised you were malaysian. Perhaps you might want to try ecchi and colour your ic hot pink to better infiltrate singapore.

I Disagree

2005-08-15T17:33:00.000+08:00

My apologies, but after seeing the post that Delvin just made, I have to say I will disagree with thee Delvin for once.
It is not as it seems, that insulting people gives you good marks.
Let us see how the test was taken. Delvin, Gon and Kris were sitting all together at some secluded corner of the hall whereas I was sitting in front of the evil old man staring at me.
That obviously proves that the three stooges did some evil thing at their secluded corner. Kris probably used his krisflyer to get a free ride to MOE and steal the test answers before they huddled together to copy the answers.
I, on the other hand, sat alone in front of that old man, deprived of my hentai which was confiscated before I entered the hall, and thus had little motivation to do well.
Of course, this is only one paper and so we can't say anything. Yet.
According to my theory, insulting people gives you:
1) A reason to do well so you have an advantage over your insultees
2) Tharman may have seen this blog and is aware of how he can regain his hair through the consultation of the three stooges, and thus decided to give them high marks. How he knows their real name I do not know
My second theory is that they all wrote down either "My mom died" or "I am Indian" on their test sheets so as to gain sympathy marks from the examiners. Seems like it is effective, no?

Chinese 'O's

2005-08-13T13:54:00.000+08:00

The 'O' Level results for Chinese have been released yesterday. The results prove a very disturbing fact. Before I tell you about this fact, I'll speak of the results of the 4 contributors to this blog.

Delvin - A1
H-Lord - B3
GON - A1
Kris - A1

MWAHAHAA! Now I know that insulting powerful people gives you good grades.

And for the dance, I will dirty dance. Dirty style.

2005-08-12T20:46:00.000+08:00

Delvin & Friends were chosen to perform at our Teacher's Day concert later this month. Congrats. Here is a section of their dance they are going to do:

People interested to attend please call me to buy tickets at $5 each. Contact me at 62559999.

OH MY GOD.

2005-08-02T18:43:00.000+08:00

NUFF SAID. SADDAM IS NOT ONLY GAY, BUT HAS BAD TASTE AS WELL.

the lightning struck tower

2005-08-01T18:16:00.000+08:00

On the topic of Harry Potter, before the death of Dumbledee, Prof Trewlawney was seen to be greatly distressed by a tarot card, the lightning struck tower. However, this can also have positive implications, so why is she so distressed by it? Thus i have come to the conclusion that this is what she saw:

Severus...Please...!

2005-07-30T11:05:00.000+08:00

We all might think that Dumbledore is actually dead, causing us great levels of grief and anguish. But fear not, Dumbledore-fanatics! This compelling proof might offer solace to your cunningly battered souls.

For those who believe that J.K. is not a smart woman and that she really killed Dumbledee without hiding away (and leaving behind some) clues that he might very well still be alive, think again.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"To the Dark Lord

I know I will be dead long before you read this

but I want you to know that it ws I who discovered your secret.

I have stolen the real Horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can.

I face death in the hope that when you meet your match,

you will be mortal once more.

R.A.B"

And oh, who is RAB? After further research from other HP forums and discussions, I have come to the conclusion that it is Regulus (Middle name which starts with an 'A') Black. In book5, when at #12 Grimmauld Place (home of the Blacks), Harry and friends found a locket while cleaning the house, remember? No one was able to open it. Maybe, just maybe, this was the REAL horcrux and that Regulus (Sirius' brother) placed it there after failing to destroy it! A fitting expalnation, yes yes? Also, he refers to Voldemort as 'the Dark Lord'. Regulus was a Death Eater, but left them for some reason. He was then killed not long after he left. On Pg. 106 of HBP, Lupin is talking about the Death Eaters getting Karkaroff and says the following: "... - well, frankly, I'm surprised he stayed alive for even a year after deserting the Death Eaters; Sirius's brother, Regulus, only managed a few days as far as I can remember." Who the hell would call Voldemort 'the Dark Lord'? A Death Eater would, of course! The note which R.A.B. wrote was intended for Voldemort, and by adressing the intended reader as 'the Dark Lord', R.A.B. was in fact hinting to Voldemort that it was a Death Eater with the initials R.A.B. who found the true horcrux.

Regulus must have told his brother about his discovery, which led Sirius to cast the Fidelius Charm on #12 Grimmauld Place which concealed it from the eyes of Voldemort who could have already found out that his locket horcrux was removed from The Cave.

Anyway, it is very possible that R.A.B isn't Regulus. So here are my other guesses on who R.A.B. could be.

Rubeus (Hagrid) And Band
Rubeus & Aragog & Barney
Rufus & Avery & Borkes
Ronald (Weasley) And Barney
Rosmerta & Albus & Bellatrix

2005-07-28T20:03:00.000+08:00

As we can see, Delvin has recently been attacking several well-known politicians. I suspect this is due to a strong jealousy within him. Obviously lacking the appropriate appearances for a dictator, i.e a bald shiny pate, he ridicules other more accomplished persons to make up for his deficiency. Fortunately, not all is lost, for there is always plastic surgery. As demonstrated by Daniel, you can look like Kim Jong Il with a small amount of hair gel. So don't worry Delvin, no one will laugh if you decide to stick a small tuft of hair under your nose.

2005-07-28T17:59:00.000+08:00

Kinda sick of insulting Tharman now. So, we shall move on to insult Bush. I don't like him.

These are a few candid shots I took of him(plus captions) while on my spying mission in USA:

: Saw him transform into this in the jungle! I knew he wasn't fully human. He appeared to be communicating with the other more ape-looking-apes. He was frantically gesturing towards his dick which was very VERY limp. I believe that he was telling them about his erectile dysfunction, and was seeking help from his primative pals.

: This is my Bush voodoo doll. Pretty, with all those needles in it, no?

: OMG! There are many things going wrong in this picture. Firstly, he's the fucking President of America! Not a bloody Nazi, or any German at least. Maybe he wanted badly to be Hitler. And secondly, he's looking up someone's skirt. Now now, we all get a little horny sometimes, but why get horny in a German outfit? Tsk.

: Bearing uncanny resemblance to our dearly beloved Tharman.

: Ok, I went into his dream to take this. Apparently, being a Hitler, or an ape, isn't satisfying enough. He wants to be a pirate too. Arrr!

Sorry've not been updating for eons. And my tagboard is screwing up. Bah.

Goodnight Goodnight

2005-07-17T23:39:00.000+08:00

Turdvin has finally remembered to invite me to join his land of Delvinism. This is an imaginary place created in somewhere aptly named 'La La Land'. Unfortunately, being late as it is, i cannot think of anything else to say, other than to state the obvious. DK is gay. Goodnight, all.

Good Charlotte LEH!

2005-07-14T16:49:00.000+08:00

Sorry people, but this post is kinda late in view of the fact that the Good Charlotte concert was two days ago.

It is compulsory for a Devotee of Delvinism to enjoy Good Charlotte! Oh c'mon, they are so gothic and toot and woot woot. And they wear cute hankerchiefs around their mouths, and the have nice names. AND their music is good too, or at least most people would agree with me. Hey, Benji(or is it Benjay?) even asked us for sex. How could I refuse such an offer?! Ahh ahh. To my fellow compatriots who went with me for the concert, I'm bloody sure you all had a good time. I did. I'll probably post some pictures of the concert, but you'll have to wait for they are still in my High Priest's digicam.

Oh and I had two extra tickets.

And yes. Recently I've received this email from one.org:

Dear Friend:

This is a big thank you to all 1.5 million of you who joined together as ONE to do something extraordinary.
From the 500,000 letters you sent to President Bush to Live 8 in Philadelphia to the G8 Summit in Gleneagles, you called on eight men to do more to fight global AIDS and extreme poverty, and they heard your call. In Scotland this past Friday, overcoming the shadow of a tragic day in London, President Bush joined G8 leaders in an unprecedented deal to cancel debts and double aid to Africa.
For African nations fighting poverty and corruption, this means a $25 billion increase in aid and wiping out 100% of their debts. With this funding, Africa can halve deaths from malaria, put millions of children into school, and 10 million people across the world will have access to lifesaving AIDS drugs. Behind each of these numbers is one person, one life that will be changed forever.
For the first time ever, everyday Americans like you joined together to take a seat at the negotiating table, asking the world's most powerful leaders to do more to help the world's poorest people. Because you signed the ONE Declaration, wore the white band and forwarded emails to friends about ONE, you made a huge step toward making poverty history. We've come so far and still have far to go.
Keep the momentum going, email 3 friends about ONE today.
This agreement is a real victory for Africa - but promises made of words will only become promises for a generation if we keep watching, asking and acting. Much more needs to be done in Washington DC to turn these commitments into lifesaving programs, and the world must take new steps to make trade fair. More meetings will take place this year in New York and Hong Kong where a comprehensive debt-aid-trade deal can be reached and end global AIDS and extreme poverty in our time.
We can be that great generation. As ONE, let's keep up the positive pressure and make 2005 the year we joined together to make history.
Thank you,
The ONE Team
P.S. You can learn more about the details of the G8 deal by checking out the ONE.ORG G8 page.

I sincerely apologise for this awfully long post, but I am feeling content as this letter has shown that Bush actually has a heart! And oh, the blue lyperlinks do not work too, but that isn't important. $25 billion more to the Africans! One day I'll rule them all, mock Nelson Mandela and pocket all the foreign aid. The name 'Africa' would be changed to 'Delvin's Empire'! Then all you people would have to buy new atlases. Mwahaha.

More Bombings???!!!!

2005-07-10T15:40:00.000+08:00

Just when we all thought it was safe, London got bombed during rush hour. This was believed to have been done by Islamic terrorists. Its quite scary. Now terrorists are spreading overseas and are beginning to do their crap in other countries. Who knows where they will go next.

Experts are speculating that the timing of this bombing was to disrupt the annual G8 meeting in Edinburg. Quite retarded really. They were trying to disrupt a meeting between the most powerful Men in the world...... This meeting was also used in discussing ways that these countries could solve problems like global warmings well as poverty and the AIDS epidemic in Africa. So the terrorists were trying to prevent help from being given to the needy??

Now more people are gonna start hating this terrorists and maybe even Islam itself. These Islamic Extremists claim that the world opresses Islam. But judging by what they have done, its not really surprising. The 911 event, Madrid bombings and the Bali bombings all these are some of the things these Islamic terrorists have done. Because of this, muslims have been labelled as terrorists by the world.

If these extremists really wanted equality and justice, shouldnt they try to solve their issues peacefully??? Think about it, after years of terrorist acts, the only thing Islam has achieved is a bad name for itself. Why dont these Islamic extremists just sit down with other leaders and at least try to peacefully resolve their problems??

Take the Tamil Tigers for example. Now with the ceasefire, both the Government and the tigers are at least on the way to achieving peace and the innocent people are not dieing anymore.

In places like Iraq, insurgents are using suicide bombers to attempt to chase US firces out. Too bad that for every soldier killed, scores of innocent Iraqis are killed. Did you know that an Islamic suicide bomber has no qualms about killing the innocent to achieve his goal??? I aint bullshitting read the latest issue of time magaizine if you dont believe me.

These insurgents use the excuse of driving out the Americans to justify their Jihad. It might be true that America had motives for invading iraq, but they should settle this issue peacefully. Even the locals are beginning to despise these insurgents. In afghanistan for example, locals have been known to be warning western soldiers of pending ambushes and have even been giving information to soldiers.

When even your own people turn against you, it can mean either the people have gone mad or the way you do things are wrong. I personally feel that the latter is more true in this context.

DELL SUCKS!!!!!

2005-07-10T15:28:00.000+08:00

DAMMIT my fricking com doesnt work...... unsurprisingly its a Dell. It keeps gettin switched off for no reason. And im sure its not a virus. Theres something wrong with the cpu..... Anyway did you know that dell coms are super prone to malfunctions???? For example, before this catastrophe befelled me, the cd writer of my dell died for no reason.

Heres something else. Even though dell com gives free warranty for the first year after purchase, their follow up service after that sucks. When my cd thingy stopped working, I called their hotline up. And to my dismay, I found out that in order for them to even entertain my calls, as in to pick the phone up and say hello, i have to pay an annual fee!!!! I feel that this is outrageous. I mean its ok to pay for somebody to come to my house and check the com out. But before i can even ask one of the dell guys to come down, i already have to pay.

I guess thats why Dell is so rich. They trick newbie com buyers into buying their cheap coms........ So heres a piece of advice from me NEVER EVER BUY A DELL COM CAUSE AFTER THE FIRST YEAR IT JUST KEEPS GETTIN SCREWED UP AND DONT EXPECT DELL TO BOTHER TO COME AND HELP YOU

In case ur wondering how i am able to update this blog, i'm using my parent's ancient and crappy computer.

Ta Dah!

2005-07-04T10:04:00.000+08:00

This ad is from yesterday's The Straits Times (the Lifestyle section).

Haha! Well, I'm not trying to make a mockery of the model used in this ad, nor am I trying to poke fun at people who are facing the problem of premature balding. But but, what I'm totally amused at are the words on his shirt! HEAD START! Mwaahah. It's a pun, for those who still don't get it. HEAD START!

Anyway, it's not good to scorn anyone whose heads can serve as mirrors due to the oily nature of their scalps. This is something that I, Dictator of Delvinism, really want to touch upon. Look at the posts on Tharman below (they were written by my friend, Gon, by the way), please don't get the idea that we're trying to flout him. We respect his education policies, too, even though we find them totally disgusting.

To be a true Devotee of Delvinism, one has to respect everyone as much as he/she respects himself/herself. Do not hold anybody in comtempt! However, everyone has the right to indulge in personal pleasures by attempting to insult others. I don't know what I'm saying, because it doesn't really seem to make sense.

For those who can't see the finer print in the ad, here it is.

So, Simon Lye is his name. Hee hee.

Do Your Bloody Part.

2005-07-03T15:53:00.000+08:00

People, people.

For those who've seen the Live8 concerts yesterday and today, please do your part for the organisations. They need your VOICE! For those who've not seen the concerts and have no idea what I'm blabbering about, I'll try to explain. The Live8 concerts were held in 8 different major countries today. The live telecast was from about 10pm yesterday to 7am today (I think). The aim - to gain support from people all around the world to force the presidents of these 8 major countries to increase foreign aid to help African kids get out of poverty.

50,000 people in Africa die every day, due to curable diseases. This means that one person dies every 3 seconds. Isn't Bush a real shithead for allowing this to happen? =D

www.live8live.com is the site where you can sign the form, which millions of others around the world have done, to urge Bush and the other guys to do something.

Alternatively, you can also sign this form if you think America is too rich.

Stuff to do if u get bored

2005-07-02T20:10:00.000+08:00

The Crimson Room
http://flash.qbol.net/pl;p/youxi/images/04042203.swf

The Viridian Room(continuation of crimson room)
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/viridian/index_e.php

The Blue Room(affiliation to the other 2 games)
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/bluechamber/index_e.php

NO this isnt porn
DO NOT use the walk thru coz it spoils the fun
If ur dumb dun bother trying this

Bad Hair Day?

2005-07-02T08:06:00.000+08:00

New hair ad? Beijing 101 should include Tharman's success story in their ads! Say bye to Edmund Chen or Cassandra See! Tharman is going to take over our television screens as the new spokesman for Beijing 101!

stress causes premature balding (notice the oily sheen on his scalp. YUCK!)

The process...

Dashing, isn't he?

Tharmanology

2005-06-25T10:27:00.000+08:00

Dammit!! School holidays ending . We're all going to have to resume our curricular drudgery for the next couple of months.......(most of us usually get through it though)

Anyway Singapore's uninterestingly boring education system can be traced back to one person-Our dear minister of education Uncle Tharman. Okay maybe its not completely his fault but he still is a major contributor. Most people find his bald and shiny head glistening under the sun more intersting than his reforms and views on the education system.....

Hence Tharmanology was founded by prophet Delvin in 2004(incidentally the year Tharman was sworn in as MOE). While he was smoking "stuff" he had a vision of hairless people living in harmony(they were holding hands) with Tharman as their leader. This inspired him and he spread this news of salvation. This new ideology centers around the man and his shiny head. Members of this clandestine sect worship tharman and hope that maybe one day they themselves can get nice reflective heads to be beacons of hope for others in need.(the sect of Tharmanology is in NO WAY a localised version of the KKK. we do not discriminate and all are welcome to join us. you may have to shave your hair off first though)

GONE

2005-06-24T15:49:00.000+08:00

This boy is crazy. I'm on my babe. I'll start updating when I get my inspiration. Till then, sit and wait till yours balls rot/the blood in your pussies dry up.

And yes, friends of Delvin(me), please apply for posts in my booming Empire of Delvinism. Only Qikai has a post, that of High Priest. I shall be known as the Dictator, for a reason not known. And, I hate this blog's URL. Whoever created it should be hung upside down on his babe, suspended by a fishhook through his scrotum. Please, Delvinism needs space to go, completely, BOOM!

god of brains

2005-06-23T23:17:00.000+08:00

hail almighty delvin, overlord of the blondes and brains.